Okay, so I have to say, before I get to the actual post, that I'M SO SORRY. This was funny in my head and then in reality it was just PAINFUL and EMBARRASSING. But somehow I didn't find the time to fix it and write a drabble to save myself from the shame so I'm posting this and trusting you guys to be a safe place and not to egg me and chase me from the internets forever. I thought it was going to be short and full of action because, you know, buffalos! but actually it's ELEVEN MINUTES OF PAIN and there's like no movement at all and - I just don't know what to tell you besides: DO NOT WATCH THIS. It's eleven minutes of your life you will never get back!
I'm especially sorry to mylittleredgirl
. I love you. I hope this doesn't make you cry.
*dies and hides*
But um, happy 19th day of Sparktober?